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Jon’s birthday was yesterday, but I have a very good reason why I’m late. I was taken hostage by a couple of Mexicans and I had to be their getaway driver for their bank robberies and whatnot. They even opened fire on a Churro stand downtown, it was awful, got stuff in my eye, couldn’t see anything.

Only bright side was I got to be on tv, not in the particular way I wanted, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers.

Here we have Wendy, nameless person, and Robot the comet.