Jon’s birthday was yesterday, but I have a very good reason why I’m late. I was taken hostage by a couple of Mexicans and I had to be their getaway driver for their bank robberies and whatnot. They even opened fire on a Churro stand downtown, it was awful, got stuff in my eye, couldn’t see anything.
Only bright side was I got to be on tv, not in the particular way I wanted, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers.
Here we have Wendy, nameless person, and Robot the comet.